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the request from "higher ups" to gracefully end this thread with a semicolon, dash or "..." because of the toll it is taking on technological equipment speeds...with the understanding that someone may wish to open a new one to continue what has turned out to be a rather humorous look into the minds of such characters as millbank, mead, Gug, Pasta, JR, and the countless others who

 

 

 

(Yes, I violated the 12 word rule but who the hell cares at this point. Fact is, this is taking a toll on the server and we need to end this thread but if anyone wants to start another one now, we can end this with a semicolon or comma (it can be closed) and move over to the new one.

 

PPS: I just saw that I can lock this thread so if millbank or anyone wants to start a new one, I can finish the last sentence with a comma) BBF

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and so Section 122 began with the following prayer "Dear Lord - please give me the patience to listen to people's complaints, to the passionate pleas of Beerball to fit into his size 6 dress, to Gugny's requests for less back hair...Lord give me the patience to respond kindly when DC Tom asks how to calculate a simple 20% tip and more courage to challenge JR when he rants about how having 10,000 posts is akin to having a 11" dick....ohh gracious Lord, I ask that Milbank continue to show grace in the presence of such comics as mead, BuffaloBill and CGF...and dear Lord, please keep Exiled safe on his watch and hopefully avoiding too much porn (as he watches the live cam show of jboyst and his cattle)...I thank you Lord for all the other fine people who have been part of this experience that started at DC Tom's bedroom and now finishes with a hearty.....WAIT.....someone is knocking at the door again...be right back....

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