RobbRiddick

Hey, just relax and get the papers, get the papers

He’s not slower, he has a hot new actress girlfriend, it’s difficult to run full speed when you have a permanent erection

See, this is why I am always glass half empty with the Bills. People call me a cynical old misery which is probably true, but when we started to get blown out last night I wasn't surprised or angered or crying into my whiskey glass. I just snorted, said "ah what an a** whooping" and went to bed. People say that's a miserable way to follow your team but I think it's way better than people like that caller. He probably settled down in front of the TV expecting the Bills to blow out the Ravens like they did the Jags, and it was no doubt a slap in the face for him when the opposite happened. I know there are people who are wildly optimistic and also handle the losses well, and they're the ones we should all aspire to be, but I'm not one of them. I'll just fully expect another humiliation at the hands of the Texans, with Diggs getting over 100 yards and 2 scores, that way if we win the game I'll be on cloud 9

Maybe, but at least it's burning quietly

I just listened to Josh's presser. Much less depressed than he usually is after a bad loss. Said he's glad it happened early in the season so they ca correct things. I like that he isn't doing his usual "I suck" routine

I don't get it, these predictions are supposed to will us to victory!

That game reminded me of the 90s when Kelly and co started the year great as usual and then played KC on Monday night. Okoye and Chiefs ran all over them and outmatched them physically for a huge beatdown.

Even with Belichick being gone, every time I see the Pats D getting creamed I still expect it to cut to him throwing his tablet at someone's head

Patriots fans now have some idea of what we had to watch during the drought. May it continue for 17 years

I was just thinking how pretty Daniels' passes are and then he throws a pick. But still, he's got a great arm and smooth wheels when he runs

Someone definitely needs to grab Hopkins now before the Chiefs start sniffing around

Yeah but the way he injured him was just amazing. The guy threw his shoulder into his knee like no one ive ever seen. If Mahomes had wanted to be a linebacker he'd probably already be better than LT

Rice looks like he's crying

I've said this many times and I always get called a Mahomes hater, but when Reid hasn't quite schemed players wide open Mahomes makes a lot of mistake and tends to just throw it and hope. I have no doubt Reid will change things up because he's probably the best offensive play caller of all time, but when that happens Mahomes will once agin get a majority of the credit.

THE GREATEST SPORTS PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD with another INT

Well the Chargers' TD is borderline so I'm sure it gets called back

Rodgers with the towel over his head like a hungover drunk is so funny to me. The guy needs to go on a meditation retreat

Jets Jets Jets!

Broncos really are horse s***

Beautiful punch-out by the Vikes defender. Mike Tyson-esque

Rodgers has caught Zach Wilson-itis

Urgh, if only Jax had a better call on that 4th and goal

Didn't realize Atlanta had a kicker named YoungHoe. Better keep Robert Kraft away from him

All the people who said the Bills wins haven't been impressive because they've played bad teams. Well Jax are playing well Vs a so called SB contender who has been hyped up all off season

Just watching the Jags game. To quote Charlie Joiner from the Bills Oilers comeback game "You gotta love it, unless you're in Houston!"