[McAfee Draft Spectacular Show Featuring Bill Belichick]

It's been almost an hour and no one has called him Bill Belicheat yet...this place is losing its touch

[What are your draft plans? (Menu, setting, etc)]

filet mignon, 20 year-old scotch, women and cocaine 

[Legette vs. McConkey]

I just want the best football player. Get open, catch the ball, and move the chains all day long.

[If the Bills host the NFL Draft where would be best location for it?]

With all the hoochies on Chippewa 

[Spotting a Bills fan during travel]

I'll get "Go Bills" stuff when I'm up here. My last two vacations to Charleston SC and Ocean City MD, I wore my Bills stuff almost daily and got crickets.

[How many passes could you complete?]

[Pegulas selling 25% of the Bills, per Tim Graham]

[Third day of the draft]

I usually buy a hotel room two or three counties away and lock the hotel room door for the weekend. Order take out. No one knows where I go, the phone is shut off. It's usually just me in my underwear, Mel Kiper, and lo mein for 48 hours.

[Epic, Hypothetical Trade Scenario: Would ya?]

No, I would need more

[What do you think of when you see this pic?]

I feel like if it was Josh Allen people would have a hard-on over it. So I can imagine that is what the Chiefs fans are doing/feeling.

[name this guy]

Definitely Glenn Parker, you can tell by the eyebrows

[Who are the Bills "freakazoids" or potential "freakazoids"?]

Pinto Ron does some crazy stuff

[OJ Simpson dead at 76]

[Who is the best #14 in Bills history?]

It's gotta be Diggs

[Where will you watch the eclipse?]

I just benched pressed 300 lbs after the eclipse. Fight me.

[The Bills should slowly revolutionize the kicking game.]

I'm all for this. Heck, I want to move it two yards behind the long snapper. Snap the ball and have the FG team drop to their bellies. The opposing team jumps to try to block the kick and you drill them squarely in the nuts from 6 feet away. Do that a few times, and half of the opposing defense is on the bench with a pack of ice on their gonads unable to return to the game. By the 4th quarter the defense is forced to start the 4th-5th string DB's on the defensive line and BOOM...we rack up 28-35 points in the 4th quarter alone! We could make James Cook would look like Jim Brown!

 

That is revolutionary.

[Haason Reddick Traded to Jets]

This will put Josh Allen back in the weight room 

[Damar Hamlin vs Antonio Brown on X]

I'm ready to fight someone

[Ship hits Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, bridge then collapses]

unbelievable, I hope those that are still alive are able to be rescued

[Damien Harris Retired]

We barely knew thee

[Tre White Gone]

Only if he can perform. The warm and fuzzy nostalgia of keeping him cause he dances on the field and dresses up in hockey equipment is no longer doing it for me. I need guys who can produce, not dance.

[Bills Titans 1999 playoff game on air today 1230]

#Flutiewouldvewonthegame

[We have not taken a step back.]

I agree, nothing was coming out of some of those teets last year. We needed to get a herd of new cattle in to help our Alpha Male QB1

[Marvin Harrison Jr wants to be a Bill]

[Trent Brown to Cincy]

17 hours ago, Matt_In_NH said:

Huge and suck are not mutually exclusive