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Whoa, whoa, whoa!!! For the record, these are NOT recycled Chuck Norris jokes. The Chuck Norris jokes are actually PRE-CYCLED Kiko jokes. In his infinite wisdom, Kiko decided to have them "focus group tested" under the pseudonym Chuck Norris, never expecting that his own awesomeness would actually bring his "nom de plume" to life.
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Which sports movie resembles our bills?
transient replied to major's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
The first five minutes of "Any Given Sunday" -
While he likes and respects his teammates, Kiko is not amused by all of this talk about Thad Lewis or Stevie Johnson going on in HIS thread. You know who you are. Don't make him come here and go all legend on your asses.
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For those of you missing Levitre
transient replied to Homey D. Clown's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Well stated. The one thing I would add is it makes even less sense to blow that cap space in year one of a complete overhaul, when the new coaches aren't even sure what positions they'll need to shore up on the roster in order to make a legitimate post-season run. I'd rather see them break the bank when we're 1-2 players away then overpay for a replaceable part. -
For those of you missing Levitre
transient replied to Homey D. Clown's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Hard to argue our running game would be too much better. We're 3rd in the league in rushing having faced 2 of the top 5, and 4 of the top 10 defenses in rushing yards allowed despite teams knowing that we're likely to be run happy with a rookie QB, CJ and Fred. I'm not suggesting that Brown doesn't suck, just that we're doing ok on the ground without Levitre. -
Donte Whitner legally changing name to 'Donte Hitner'
transient replied to BillsWatch's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Doesn't "Hitner" translate to "my dumb ass got Tasered outside of a nightclub" in Moron? -
Given that he has a stronger arm, either Tuel gives #8 up willingly or Moorman will beat it out of him.
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So many replies to the thread title running through my head... Instead, because of your diligence in bringing the awesome camp updates, I voted and left the shtick at home. Here's to your 6:1 lead holding up.
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Trying to find the positives from the EJ injury
transient replied to Hplarrm's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
I think the TJax cut is easier to question in the context of our current situation - 5 games into the season, one QB's career likely over before the season started, and one now out for 4-8 weeks. It made sense at the time it happened, though, when it was a new regime trying to get 2 QBs ready for the season without an incumbent and only 4 preseason games to evaluate them. A three or four QB competition at that time would have made no sense. The idea, before week 4 of the preseason, was Kolb and Manuel, with Tuel either 3rd or on the PS. I'm sure they weren't planning on going into the season with only 2 rookie QBs. -
At what point do the delusions begin?
transient replied to quinnearlysghost88's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
QEG88, in my experience, the delusions usually begin after a few days of missing my medications. Around the same time the radio starts talking to me, personally, and people start reading my thoughts. Hope this helps. Now, get out of my head... I SAID, get OUT of MY HEAD!!! -
Trying to find the positives from the EJ injury
transient replied to Hplarrm's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Isn't that what Kolb was supposed to be? Hard to predict things playing out the way they did in preseason, leaving the Bills in this situation. There really wasn't anyone better to bring in week 4 of preseason, was there? This mess has nothing to do with money. -
Reporter- Kiko, take us through "the play" I see the ball in the air, so I catch it. Then, ah, I notice number 12 kinda coming toward me, but not really. The smell of his fear insults me, so I tackle him. I think, "he's kinda acting like a little B word," so I f$&@ him. Now he's screaming and yelling, and won't shut up, so I kill him, right? But all this extra effort, it makes me hungry, and now we got a dead body on the field, so I eat him... Reporter- Kiko, do you think you deserved the unnecessary roughness penalty and ejection from the game? **crazy eyes stare** No.
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That decision tree could ultimately present a disturbing career ender for Ms Brady.
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While flattered, Kiko ultimately denied Alfred Ernest Jones' request to name a behavioral theory after him due to the negative connotations that he feared would be associated with it. Jones ultimately had to go with his second choice... "The God Complex"
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I think there is finally an answer to the age old question: Quien es mas macho? It's not Fernando Lamas OR Ricardo Montalban.
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If that's the best you've got, you should just leaf now. If knot, then bring it next time. I know I'm root-ing for you.
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I thought he was playing LG for Tampa Bay?
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Chan Gailey is a great offensive mind
transient replied to ChallengeHistory's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
??? Aside from the Broncos lighting up the Ravens week one, and the Titans putting 38 on the Jets today, the Bills have scored the most points to date this season against the Patriots* and Panthers, and second most for Ravens and Jets... all four of those pretty legitimate defenses... with a rookie QB... and Colin Brown... Today they scored two TDs on a team that hadn't given up a single TD since week 1. Each of these four games, the Bills offensive output has been undone by penalties and being just out of sync. Give them time. Last season with a much more veteran team, there were times Chan called plays like a beaten man. He coached himself out of a job, and no one has picked him up for a reason. -
EJ putting in extra work after practice....
transient replied to marauderswr80's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Yes, but, in his defense, the cheerleader did look a little bit like Stevie Johnson. -
Will our youth prevail? ...I never would'a thunk it. ...Crow tastes like Raven. (For whatever reason, can't separate paragraphs... you get the idea)
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I lurked for a few years, joined in sometime '09, I think, because the discussions felt like I was sitting next a Bills fan at a bar having a good time even though the team sucked. Now when I'm on the board, too often, I feel like I grabbed the last seat next to the loudmouth jackass, and I leave in a foul mood wondering why I wasted the time. To the mods, best of luck restoring order, and thank you.