True story (abbreviated): player personnel exec calls main office from camp:
Him: f***ing computer doesn’t work;
IT: sit in front of it, we’ll work through this;
Him: I told you it doesn’t f***ing work;
IT: (does multiple diagnostics and asks) is it plugged in?
Him: click. https://t.co/dmvhLBkuBT

— Amy Trask (@AmyTrask) April 8, 2020