Liberal 1: “You know what’s great? The military-industrial complex.”

Liberal 2: “And segregation.”

Liberal 1: “Also, chicks need to stop being so uptight and just lay back and enjoy it when a dude cops a feel.”

Liberal 2: “Big corporations...”

Liberal 1: “I love those!”

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) September 9, 2020