When you piss in the cup and they watch you, maintain eye contact with them the whole time.

Assert dominance. They asked for this, but you make it your party. Give it an uncomfortable amount of shakes at the end.

Make them question why they chose this career path.

— Dubb Ⓥ 🤌🏻🇺🇸 (@FatDaddyDubb) October 5, 2021