The Coronavirus Relief Bill:

Rs: let's do a deal...
Ds: more solar panels!
Rs: ummm
Ds: more minority bankers!
Rs: really?
Ds: carbon offsets for airlines!
Rs: what?
Ds: more diversity for corporate boards!
Rs: wait a minute...
Ds: stop playing games with people's lives!

— Emerald Robinson ✝️ (@EmeraldRobinson) March 23, 2020