Section 201(3)(A): Statute of limitations on deportations.

All you have to do is successfully play hide-and-seek for 5 years in the U.S., and you can never be deported.

This applies retroactively, by the way, so anyone who's already been here illegally for 5 years gets amnesty.

— Pete D’Abrosca (@pdabrosca) February 7, 2020