Me: KICK PUPPIES!

Everyone: That's a horrible slogan! Why would you say that?

Me: Nononononono, the point isn't to 'kick' 'puppies' -- it's far more subtle than that. Read these 10 links explaining what the phrase REALLY means. This will get you on my side, I'm sure

— Jesse Singal (@jessesingal) June 10, 2020