A message for Harry and Meghan. My chance of a knighthood was well and truly blown years ago. I honestly don’t give a fuck any more.

Visit https://t.co/CHb4VKcq2E to support my cocaine habit. It’s one of my New Year’s resolutions. We all need a hobby. pic.twitter.com/P3ZrV8G4iL

— Jonathan Pie (@JonathanPieNews) January 15, 2020