The Law Of Merited Impossibility, in action:

1.) Don't be so crazy, nobody's trying to ban gas stoves, it's just a paranoid right-wing internet fantasy, you rube.

2.) New York has banned all new gas stoves, this is good, and you deserve it, you rube.https://t.co/GhNIDvyOE8

— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) May 3, 2023